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PokerStars Game #36208903343: Tournament #218494024, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/03 18:53:00 ET
Table ‘218494024 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: mickaaa (2010 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (990 in chips)
mickaaa: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
mickaaa: raises 60 to 80
Teh Jinx: raises 180 to 260
mickaaa: calls 180
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: bets 320
mickaaa: raises 440 to 760
Teh Jinx: calls 410 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (30) returned to mickaaa
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
mickaaa: shows (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
Teh Jinx collected 1980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1980 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: mickaaa (button) (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (1980) with two pair, Jacks and Nines


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 4th, 2009 at 12:54 am. Filled under: Two Pair. | No Comments |

How to misplay Pocket Aces

This is about it:

PokerStars Game #36188197927: Tournament #218351526, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/03 10:50:40 ET
Table ‘218351526 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Pascalinho2 (1450 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (1550 in chips)
Teh Jinx: posts small blind 10
Pascalinho2: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
Teh Jinx: raises 60 to 80
Pascalinho2: calls 60
*** FLOP ***
Pascalinho2: checks
Teh Jinx: bets 100
Pascalinho2: calls 100
*** TURN ***
Pascalinho2: checks
Teh Jinx: checks
*** RIVER ***
Pascalinho2: bets 140
Teh Jinx: raises 380 to 520
Pascalinho2: calls 380
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a straight, Six to Ten)
Pascalinho2: mucks hand
Teh Jinx collected 1400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1400 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Pascalinho2 (big blind) mucked
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (button) (small blind) showed and won (1400) with a straight, Six to Ten


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 3rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm. Filled under: Pocket Aces, Straight. | No Comments |

All night since moving up it’s been like this…

PokerStars Game #36174613535: Tournament #218252639, $22+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/03 0:04:56 ET
Table ‘218252639 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (1680 in chips)
Seat 2: tmtokvam (1320 in chips)
tmtokvam: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
tmtokvam: raises 40 to 60
Teh Jinx: raises 120 to 180
tmtokvam: calls 120
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: bets 180
tmtokvam: raises 960 to 1140 and is all-in
Teh Jinx: calls 960
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a pair of Queens)
tmtokvam: shows (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
tmtokvam collected 2640 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2640 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: tmtokvam (button) (small blind) showed and won (2640) with two pair, Sevens and Sixes


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 am. Filled under: Bad beats. | No Comments |

WAW

PokerStars Game #36171273653: Tournament #218230328, $22+$1 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level II (15/30) – 2009/12/02 22:02:21 ET
Table ‘218230328 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (2310 in chips)
Seat 2: tjdb (690 in chips)
tjdb: posts small blind 15
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
tjdb: raises 60 to 90
Teh Jinx: raises 1620 to 1710
tjdb: calls 600 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1020) returned to Teh Jinx
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
Teh Jinx said, “waw”
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (three of a kind, Sevens)
tjdb: shows (a full house, Deuces full of Sevens)
tjdb collected 1380 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1380 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: tjdb (button) (small blind) showed and won (1380) with a full house, Deuces full of Sevens


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 am. Filled under: Bad beats. | No Comments |

HAHAHAHAHA GIGANTICALLY FUNNY

No Limit is Fun! :D

Seat 1: Teh Jinx (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: marlou73 (1510 in chips)
marlou73: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
marlou73: calls 10
Teh Jinx: raises 40 to 60
marlou73: calls 40
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: checks
marlou73: checks
*** TURN ***
Teh Jinx: checks
marlou73: checks
*** RIVER ***
Teh Jinx: bets 1430 and is all-in
marlou73: calls 1430
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a full house, Kings full of Nines)
marlou73: shows (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Teh Jinx collected 2980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (2980) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
Seat 2: marlou73 (button) (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 3rd, 2009 at 12:17 am. Filled under: Heads-Up, Heroic Donkaments, No Limit Hold'em. | No Comments |

I move up stakes, and this starts happening again…

PokerStars Game #36155233022: Tournament #218120787, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level II (15/30) – 2009/12/02 15:33:15 ET
Table ‘218120787 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: needdollarz (840 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (2160 in chips)
Teh Jinx: posts small blind 15
needdollarz: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
Teh Jinx: raises 60 to 90
needdollarz: calls 60
*** FLOP ***
needdollarz: checks
Teh Jinx: bets 120
needdollarz: raises 120 to 240
Teh Jinx: raises 990 to 1230
needdollarz: calls 510 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (480) returned to Teh Jinx
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
needdollarz: shows (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Teh Jinx: shows (a pair of Queens)
needdollarz collected 1680 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1680 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: needdollarz (big blind) showed and won (1680) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (button) (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Queens


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 pm. Filled under: Bad beats. | No Comments |

Deuce to Seven Single Draw Fun

ROFL

PokerStars Game #36132390103: Tournament #217953661, $5.00+$0.25 USD Single Draw 2-7 Lowball No Limit – Match Round I, Level II (20/40) – 2009/12/02 2:04:13 ET
Table ‘217953661 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: casino-idiot (885 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (2115 in chips)
casino-idiot: posts the ante 10
Teh Jinx: posts the ante 10
casino-idiot: posts small blind 20
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 40
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: calls 20
Teh Jinx: checks
Teh Jinx: discards 2 cards
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: discards 3 cards
Teh Jinx: bets 2065 and is all-in
casino-idiot: calls 835 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1230) returned to Teh Jinx
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (Lo: 8,6,5,4,3)
casino-idiot: shows (Lo: T,9,8,6,4)
Teh Jinx collected 1770 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1770 | Rake 0
Seat 1: casino-idiot (button) (small blind) showed and lost with Lo: T,9,8,6,4
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (1770) with Lo: 8,6,5,4,3


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 am. Filled under: Deuce to Seven, Heads-Up, Heroic Donkaments, Poker, Pokerstars. | No Comments |

lol what a sick call

PokerStars Game #36132357025: Tournament #217953661, $5.00+$0.25 USD Single Draw 2-7 Lowball No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/02 2:02:15 ET
Table ‘217953661 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: casino-idiot (1020 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (1980 in chips)
casino-idiot: posts the ante 5
Teh Jinx: posts the ante 5
casino-idiot: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: calls 10
Teh Jinx: checks
Teh Jinx: discards 3 cards
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: discards 3 cards
Teh Jinx: bets 220
casino-idiot: calls 220
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (Lo: 8,7,4,3,2)
casino-idiot: mucks hand
Teh Jinx collected 490 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 490 | Rake 0
Seat 1: casino-idiot (button) (small blind) mucked
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (490) with Lo: 8,7,4,3,2

The very next hand he gets rewarded for his experimental play with this:

PokerStars Game #36132365779: Tournament #217953661, $5.00+$0.25 USD Single Draw 2-7 Lowball No Limit – Match Round I, Level II (20/40) – 2009/12/02 2:02:46 ET
Table ‘217953661 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: casino-idiot (775 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (2225 in chips)
casino-idiot: posts the ante 10
Teh Jinx: posts the ante 10
Teh Jinx: posts small blind 20
casino-idiot: posts big blind 40
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
Teh Jinx: raises 80 to 120
casino-idiot: calls 80
casino-idiot: discards 2 cards
Teh Jinx: discards 1 card
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: checks
Teh Jinx: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
casino-idiot: shows (Lo: A,K,6,3,2)
Teh Jinx: mucks hand
casino-idiot collected 260 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 260 | Rake 0
Seat 1: casino-idiot (big blind) showed and won (260) with Lo: A,K,6,3,2
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (button) (small blind) mucked


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 2nd, 2009 at 8:03 am. Filled under: Deuce to Seven, Poker, Pokerstars. | No Comments |

Does this guy know what Deuce to Seven single draw is?

PokerStars Game #36132229036: Tournament #217953661, $5.00+$0.25 USD Single Draw 2-7 Lowball No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/02 1:53:22 ET
Table ‘217953661 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: casino-idiot (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (1510 in chips)
casino-idiot: posts the ante 5
Teh Jinx: posts the ante 5
casino-idiot: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: raises 20 to 40
Teh Jinx: raises 80 to 120
casino-idiot: calls 80
Teh Jinx: discards 1 card
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: discards 1 card
Teh Jinx: bets 80
casino-idiot: raises 140 to 220
Teh Jinx: calls 140
*** SHOW DOWN ***
casino-idiot: shows (Lo: a full house, Fours full of Deuces)
Teh Jinx: shows (Lo: A,9,6,3,2)
Teh Jinx collected 690 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 690 | Rake 0
Seat 1: casino-idiot (button) (small blind) showed and lost with Lo: a full house, Fours full of Deuces
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (690) with Lo: A,9,6,3,2


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 am. Filled under: Deuce to Seven. | No Comments |

Bad Beats in 5 Card Draw (No Limit)

PokerStars Game #36131761658: Tournament #217952026, $5.00+$0.25 USD 5 Card Draw No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/02 1:26:47 ET
Table ‘217952026 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (2145 in chips)
Seat 2: GMyster0167 (855 in chips)
Teh Jinx: posts the ante 5
GMyster0167: posts the ante 5
GMyster0167: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
GMyster0167: raises 40 to 60
Teh Jinx: raises 2080 to 2140 and is all-in
GMyster0167: calls 790 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1290) returned to Teh Jinx
Teh Jinx: discards 3 cards
Dealt to Teh Jinx
GMyster0167: discards 3 cards
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a pair of Aces)
GMyster0167: shows (three of a kind, Jacks)
GMyster0167 collected 1710 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1710 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: GMyster0167 (button) (small blind) showed and won (1710) with three of a kind, Jacks


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 2nd, 2009 at 7:27 am. Filled under: 5 Card Draw, Bad beats. | No Comments |