Teh Jinx Poker » Heroic Donkaments http://tehjinxpoker.com Personal Poker Blog by Online Donknuts Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:02:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 HAHAHAHAHA GIGANTICALLY FUNNY http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/hahahahaha-gigantically-funny/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/hahahahaha-gigantically-funny/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:17:31 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1165 No Limit is Fun! :D

Seat 1: Teh Jinx (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: marlou73 (1510 in chips)
marlou73: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
marlou73: calls 10
Teh Jinx: raises 40 to 60
marlou73: calls 40
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: checks
marlou73: checks
*** TURN ***
Teh Jinx: checks
marlou73: checks
*** RIVER ***
Teh Jinx: bets 1430 and is all-in
marlou73: calls 1430
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a full house, Kings full of Nines)
marlou73: shows (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Teh Jinx collected 2980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (2980) with a full house, Kings full of Nines
Seat 2: marlou73 (button) (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/hahahahaha-gigantically-funny/feed/ 0 Deuce to Seven Single Draw Fun http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/deuce-to-seven-single-draw-fun/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/deuce-to-seven-single-draw-fun/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:05:09 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1161 ROFL

PokerStars Game #36132390103: Tournament #217953661, $5.00+$0.25 USD Single Draw 2-7 Lowball No Limit – Match Round I, Level II (20/40) – 2009/12/02 2:04:13 ET
Table ‘217953661 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: casino-idiot (885 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (2115 in chips)
casino-idiot: posts the ante 10
Teh Jinx: posts the ante 10
casino-idiot: posts small blind 20
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 40
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: calls 20
Teh Jinx: checks
Teh Jinx: discards 2 cards
Dealt to Teh Jinx
casino-idiot: discards 3 cards
Teh Jinx: bets 2065 and is all-in
casino-idiot: calls 835 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1230) returned to Teh Jinx
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (Lo: 8,6,5,4,3)
casino-idiot: shows (Lo: T,9,8,6,4)
Teh Jinx collected 1770 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1770 | Rake 0
Seat 1: casino-idiot (button) (small blind) showed and lost with Lo: T,9,8,6,4
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (1770) with Lo: 8,6,5,4,3

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/deuce-to-seven-single-draw-fun/feed/ 0 This guy had a smallllll blowup http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/this-guy-had-a-smallllll-blowup/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/this-guy-had-a-smallllll-blowup/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:17:37 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1148 Is this Mike Matusow at the microstakes tables?

PokerStars Game #36131571048: Tournament #217952918, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/02 1:16:36 ET
Table ‘217952918 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Katsouranis1 (1240 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (1760 in chips)
Katsouranis1: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
Katsouranis1: raises 380 to 400
Teh Jinx: raises 1360 to 1760 and is all-in
Katsouranis1: calls 840 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (520) returned to Teh Jinx
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx said, “lol”
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
Katsouranis1: shows (two pair, Tens and Threes)
Katsouranis1 is sitting out
Teh Jinx collected 2480 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2480 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Katsouranis1 (button) (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Tens and Threes
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (2480) with two pair, Jacks and Tens

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/this-guy-had-a-smallllll-blowup/feed/ 0 Getting paid off on my Quads by King High http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/getting-paid-off-on-my-quads-by-king-high/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/getting-paid-off-on-my-quads-by-king-high/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:57:32 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1138

PokerStars Game #36105965260: Tournament #217778310, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level II (15/30) – 2009/12/01 13:56:12 ET
Table ‘217778310 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: DalFrank (1870 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (1130 in chips)
DalFrank: posts small blind 15
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
DalFrank: raises 45 to 75
Teh Jinx: raises 195 to 270
DalFrank: calls 195
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: checks
DalFrank: checks
*** TURN ***
Teh Jinx: checks
DalFrank: bets 180
Teh Jinx: raises 240 to 420
DalFrank: calls 240
*** RIVER ***
Teh Jinx: bets 440 and is all-in
DalFrank: calls 440
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (four of a kind, Queens)
DalFrank: shows (three of a kind, Queens)
Teh Jinx collected 2260 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2260 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: DalFrank (button) (small blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (2260) with four of a kind, Queens

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/getting-paid-off-on-my-quads-by-king-high/feed/ 0 lol? http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/lol-4/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/lol-4/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:03:16 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1136 PokerStars Game #36087728490: Tournament #217646591, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/01 2:02:54 ET
Table ‘217646591 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BOU-NEPTUNO (1530 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (1470 in chips)
BOU-NEPTUNO: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
Teh Jinx said, “nice call”
Teh Jinx said, “lol”
BOU-NEPTUNO: raises 20 to 40
Teh Jinx: raises 80 to 120
BOU-NEPTUNO: calls 80
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: bets 240
BOU-NEPTUNO: calls 240
*** TURN ***
Teh Jinx: bets 400
BOU-NEPTUNO: calls 400
*** RIVER ***
Teh Jinx: checks
BOU-NEPTUNO: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (two pair, Kings and Queens)
BOU-NEPTUNO: mucks hand
Teh Jinx collected 1520 from pot
Teh Jinx said, “LOL”
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1520 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: BOU-NEPTUNO (button) (small blind) mucked
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (1520) with two pair, Kings and Queens

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/lol-4/feed/ 0 How can he even think he’s good here? http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/how-can-he-even-think-hes-good-here/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/how-can-he-even-think-hes-good-here/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:37:45 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1128 I mean is he for real? This has to be an absolute best case scenario for him, no?

PokerStars Game #36086074703: Tournament #217635720, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/12/01 0:33:40 ET
Table ‘217635720 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (990 in chips)
Seat 2: krio5 (2010 in chips)
krio5: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
krio5: raises 20 to 40
Teh Jinx: raises 100 to 140
krio5: calls 100
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: bets 100
krio5: raises 200 to 300
Teh Jinx: raises 550 to 850 and is all-in
krio5: calls 550
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a flush, Jack high)
krio5: shows (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
Teh Jinx collected 1980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1980 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (1980) with a flush, Jack high
Seat 2: krio5 (button) (small blind) showed and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/how-can-he-even-think-hes-good-here/feed/ 0 How NOT to play Pocket Jacks http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/how-not-to-play-pocket-jacks/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/how-not-to-play-pocket-jacks/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:03:00 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1118 LOL Heroic Donkaments.

PokerStars Game #36082138614: Tournament #217610142, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/11/30 22:01:37 ET
Table ‘217610142 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: lieblein (1510 in chips)
lieblein: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
lieblein: calls 10
Teh Jinx: checks
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: checks
lieblein: bets 40
Teh Jinx: calls 40
*** TURN ***
Teh Jinx: checks
lieblein: bets 60
Teh Jinx: raises 120 to 180
lieblein: raises 120 to 300
Teh Jinx: raises 220 to 520
lieblein: raises 220 to 740
Teh Jinx: raises 660 to 1400
lieblein: raises 50 to 1450 and is all-in
Teh Jinx: calls 30 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20) returned to lieblein
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
lieblein: shows (a pair of Jacks)
Teh Jinx collected 2980 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2980 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (2980) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 2: lieblein (button) (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Jacks

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/how-not-to-play-pocket-jacks/feed/ 0 So happy he was shortstacked http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/so-happy-he-was-shortstacked/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/so-happy-he-was-shortstacked/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:04:23 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1116

PokerStars Game #36080321452: Tournament #217598313, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/11/30 21:02:49 ET
Table ‘217598313 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dr_john_nash (460 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (2540 in chips)
dr_john_nash: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
dr_john_nash: raises 440 to 460 and is all-in
Teh Jinx: calls 440
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a pair of Nines)
dr_john_nash: shows (three of a kind, Eights)
dr_john_nash collected 920 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 920 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: dr_john_nash (button) (small blind) showed and won (920) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Nines

A couple hands later I have all my chips back, and this happens:

PokerStars Game #36080347019: Tournament #217598313, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/11/30 21:03:35 ET
Table ‘217598313 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dr_john_nash (460 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (2540 in chips)
dr_john_nash: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
dr_john_nash: calls 10
Teh Jinx: checks
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: bets 2520 and is all-in
dr_john_nash: calls 440 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (2080) returned to Teh Jinx
Teh Jinx said, “ROFL”
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a flush, Ten high)
dr_john_nash: shows (a flush, Ten high)
Teh Jinx collected 460 from pot
dr_john_nash collected 460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 920 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: dr_john_nash (button) (small blind) showed and won (460) with a flush, Ten high
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (460) with a flush, Ten high

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/12/so-happy-he-was-shortstacked/feed/ 0 How NOT to play second pair no kicker http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/11/how-not-to-play-second-pair-no-kicker/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/11/how-not-to-play-second-pair-no-kicker/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:24:10 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1105 Limp in with 93s, hit second pair no kicker, commit yourself on the flop.

PokerStars Game #36065501308: Tournament #217495325, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level III (25/50) – 2009/11/30 15:22:53 ET
Table ‘217495325 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (1050 in chips)
Seat 2: gallego_uru (1950 in chips)
gallego_uru: posts small blind 25
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
gallego_uru: calls 25
Teh Jinx: checks
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: checks
gallego_uru: bets 350
Teh Jinx: raises 650 to 1000 and is all-in
gallego_uru: calls 650
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a pair of Nines)
gallego_uru: shows (a pair of Nines – lower kicker)
Teh Jinx collected 2100 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2100 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (2100) with a pair of Nines
Seat 2: gallego_uru (button) (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Nines

]]> http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/11/how-not-to-play-second-pair-no-kicker/feed/ 0 Six High wins a showdown http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/11/six-high-wins-a-showdown/ http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/11/six-high-wins-a-showdown/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:23:45 +0000 Teh Jinx http://tehjinxpoker.com/?p=1103 PokerStars Game #36062522736: Tournament #217479377, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/11/30 14:23:34 ET
Table ‘217479377 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (2680 in chips)
Seat 2: Iceman126126 (320 in chips)
Iceman126126: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
Iceman126126: calls 10
Teh Jinx: checks
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: checks
Iceman126126: checks
*** TURN ***
Teh Jinx: checks
Iceman126126: checks
*** RIVER ***
Teh Jinx: checks
Iceman126126: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (high card Jack)
Iceman126126: mucks hand
Teh Jinx collected 40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and won (40) with high card Jack
Seat 2: Iceman126126 (button) (small blind) mucked

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