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This guy was showing bluffs, calling me names, generally being a dick. These two hands in a row finished it for him.

PokerStars Game #35972107405: Tournament #216859598, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/11/28 14:23:15 ET
Table ’216859598 1′ 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Holtbrink (1805 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (1195 in chips)
Holtbrink: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx 2s7s
Holtbrink: raises 30 to 50
Teh Jinx: calls 30
*** FLOP *** 4c7d8h
Teh Jinx: checks
Holtbrink: checks
*** TURN *** 4c7d8h 8c
Teh Jinx: checks
Holtbrink: bets 75
Teh Jinx: raises 165 to 240
Holtbrink: raises 1515 to 1755 and is all-in
Teh Jinx: calls 905 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (610) returned to Holtbrink
*** RIVER *** 4c7d8h8c Tc
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows 2s7s (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
Holtbrink: shows 4h6c (two pair, Eights and Fours)
Teh Jinx collected 2390 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2390 | Rake 0
Board 4c7d8h8cTc
Seat 1: Holtbrink (button) (small blind) showed 4h6c and lost with two pair, Eights and Fours
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed 2s7s and won (2390) with two pair, Eights and Sevens

PokerStars Game #35972126391: Tournament #216859598, $11.00+$0.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/11/28 14:23:39 ET
Table ’216859598 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Holtbrink (610 in chips)
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (2390 in chips)
Teh Jinx: posts small blind 10
Holtbrink: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx KsKc
Teh Jinx said, “BLOWUP”
Teh Jinx said, “BLOWUP”
Teh Jinx: calls 10
Holtbrink: raises 40 to 60
Teh Jinx: raises 2330 to 2390 and is all-in
Teh Jinx said, “PWNT”
Teh Jinx said, “PWNT”
Holtbrink: calls 550 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1780) returned to Teh Jinx
Teh Jinx said, “PWNT”
*** FLOP *** 3cJsAd
Teh Jinx said, “OWNED”
*** TURN *** 3cJsAd 4d
Teh Jinx said, “****ING OWNED”
*** RIVER *** 3cJsAd4d 4s
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Holtbrink: shows QhKd (a pair of Fours)
Teh Jinx: shows KsKc (two pair, Kings and Fours)
Holtbrink is sitting out
Teh Jinx collected 1220 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1220 | Rake 0
Board 3cJsAd4d4s
Seat 1: Holtbrink (big blind) showed QhKd and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: Teh Jinx (button) (small blind) showed KsKc and won (1220) with two pair, Kings and Fours


Published by Teh Jinx, on November 28th, 2009 at 8:25 pm. Filled under: Heads-Up,Heroic Donkaments. | No Comments |

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