Stars is at it again. $33 game, I’m a 3-1 chip lead. AK vs A6, hits the six. JJ vs A9, hits the ace — and then this hand comes along to finish me off:

PokerStars Game #32883304889: Tournament #195738184, $33.00+$1.50 USD Hold’em No Limit – Match Round I, Level I (10/20) – 2009/09/15 16:54:27 ET
Table ’195738184 1′ 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (655 in chips)
Seat 2: loreiro (2345 in chips)
loreiro: posts small blind 10
Teh Jinx: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Teh Jinx
loreiro: calls 10
Teh Jinx: checks
*** FLOP ***
Teh Jinx: checks
loreiro: bets 60
Teh Jinx: raises 100 to 160
loreiro: raises 2165 to 2325 and is all-in
Teh Jinx: calls 475 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1690) returned to loreiro
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Teh Jinx: shows (a straight, Deuce to Six)
loreiro: shows (a full house, Fives full of Fours)
loreiro collected 1310 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1310 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: Teh Jinx (big blind) showed and lost with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 2: loreiro (button) (small blind) showed and won (1310) with a full house, Fives full of Fours

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?