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Lex Veldhuis is a Sick Puppy

Of all the Dutchies in the 2009 World Series of Poker, Lex Veldhuis made the biggest impression. Maybe not the best impression, but the biggest impression none the less.

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Published by Teh Jinx, on September 3rd, 2010 at 12:02 am. Filled under: Lex Veldhuis. Tags: , , | No Comments |

LOL Rush Poker at Microstakes

Microstakes are easy, but this is just beautiful.

Full Tilt Poker Game #23054747262: Table Zoom (6 max) – $0.02/$0.05 – No Limit Hold’em – 13:34:44 ET – 2010/08/13
Seat 1: idonthaveid ($7.76)
Seat 2: 1 Lone Gunman ($5.79)
Seat 3: Thestatusquo ($5.42)
Seat 4: IrkaG ($5.07)
Seat 5: TehJinx ($5.27)
Seat 6: juan pablo27 ($3.31)
IrkaG posts the small blind of $0.02
TehJinx posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TehJinx
juan pablo27 folds
idonthaveid folds
1 Lone Gunman folds
Thestatusquo raises to $0.20
IrkaG folds
TehJinx calls $0.15
*** FLOP ***
TehJinx checks
Thestatusquo bets $0.30
TehJinx calls $0.30
*** TURN ***
TehJinx checks
Thestatusquo bets $0.65
TehJinx calls $0.65
*** RIVER ***
TehJinx checks
Thestatusquo bets $4.27, and is all in
TehJinx calls $4.12, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $0.15 returned to Thestatusquo
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Thestatusquo shows a pair of Fours
TehJinx shows a full house, Jacks full of Fours
TehJinx wins the pot ($9.86) with a full house, Jacks full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.56 | Rake $0.70
Board:
Seat 1: idonthaveid didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 2: 1 Lone Gunman didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 3: Thestatusquo (button) showed and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 4: IrkaG (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: TehJinx (big blind) showed and won ($9.86) with a full house, Jacks full of Fours
Seat 6: juan pablo27 didn’t bet (folded)


Published by Teh Jinx, on August 13th, 2010 at 6:58 pm. Filled under: Full House, Full Tilt Poker, Microstakes, Pocket Jacks, Rush Poker. Tags: , , , | No Comments |

Couple Hands Later…

We use our table image to do this:

** Hand # 3324632051 starting – 2010-05-14 17:25:43
** Ravenna [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

cestlavie52 sitting in seat 1 with €67.15
full42 sitting in seat 2 with €48.80
mads_29 sitting in seat 3 with €0.00[Sitting][out]
Jinxxl sitting in seat 4 with €80.35
All_Mazev sitting in seat 5 with €50.00[Dealer]
xXERICXx sitting in seat 6 with €70.63
xXERICXx posted the small blind – €0.25
cestlavie52 posted the big blind – €0.50

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: Jd, Kd
full42 folded
Jinxxl raised to €1.50
All_Mazev folded
xXERICXx called – €1.50
cestlavie52 raised to €5.00
Jinxxl called – €5.00
xXERICXx called – €5.00

** Dealing the flop: 5c, 2s, Qd
xXERICXx checked
cestlavie52 checked
Jinxxl checked

** Dealing the turn: 8s
xXERICXx checked
cestlavie52 checked
Jinxxl bet – €7.00
xXERICXx called – €7.00
cestlavie52 called – €7.00

** Dealing the river: 9c
xXERICXx checked
cestlavie52 checked
Jinxxl bet – €28.00
xXERICXx folded
cestlavie52 folded
Jinxxl shows: Jd, Kd
Jinxxl wins €62.20 from the main pot

Rake: €1.80

Poker is fun!


Published by Teh Jinx, on May 14th, 2010 at 4:27 pm. Filled under: Bluffs. Tags: , , | No Comments |

Quads, is nice!

** Hand # 3324628911 starting – 2010-05-14 17:23:00
** Ravenna [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

cestlavie52 sitting in seat 1 with €67.15
full42 sitting in seat 2 with €49.30
mads_29 sitting in seat 3 with €23.21[Dealer]
Jinxxl sitting in seat 4 with €58.51
All_Mazev sitting in seat 5 with €50.00
xXERICXx sitting in seat 6 with €70.38
Jinxxl posted the small blind – €0.25
All_Mazev posted the big blind – €0.50

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: Js, Jd
xXERICXx folded
cestlavie52 folded
full42 called – €0.50
mads_29 called – €0.50
Jinxxl raised to €3.15
All_Mazev folded
full42 folded
mads_29 called – €3.15

** Dealing the flop: Jh, Ks, Jc
Jinxxl bet – €2.00
mads_29 called – €2.00

** Dealing the turn: Qh
Jinxxl checked
mads_29 bet – €5.50
Jinxxl went all-in – €53.36
mads_29 went all-in – €12.56

** Dealing the river: 3s
Jinxxl shows: Js, Jd
mads_29 mucks: 10s, 9s
Jinxxl wins €45.05 from the main pot

Rake: €2.37


Published by Teh Jinx, on May 14th, 2010 at 4:25 pm. Filled under: Pocket Jacks, Quads. Tags: , | No Comments |

It’s good to be lucky

Good flop, could have shoved the flop I suppose, but I was in position and had the Kc so didn’t mind letting him do the betting for me…

Good river ;-)

** Hand # 3320328823 starting – 2010-05-12 13:24:49
** Stockholm 2 [Hold'em] (0.50|1 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

MoxFulder sitting in seat 1 with €112.75
LorBailer sitting in seat 2 with €114.83
Jinxxl sitting in seat 3 with €178.02[Dealer]
Icecoldwind sitting in seat 5 with €100.00
cap_Rulezz sitting in seat 6 with €35.00
Icecoldwind posted the small blind – €0.50
cap_Rulezz posted the big blind – €1.00

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: Kc, Kd
MoxFulder folded
LorBailer raised to €3.00
Jinxxl raised to €9.00
Icecoldwind folded
cap_Rulezz folded
LorBailer raised to €27.00
Jinxxl called – €27.00

** Dealing the flop: Kh, Jc, 4c
LorBailer bet – €29.00
Jinxxl called – €29.00

** Dealing the turn: Qc
LorBailer went all-in – €58.83
Jinxxl called – €58.83

** Dealing the river: 3s
LorBailer shows: Ac, Ah
Jinxxl shows: Kc, Kd
Jinxxl wins €228.16 from the main pot

Rake: €3


Published by Teh Jinx, on May 12th, 2010 at 12:28 pm. Filled under: Pocket Kings, Set, Unibet. Tags: , , , | No Comments |

Great way to end a session, flushdraw over flushraw makes pair :(

Why oh why?

***** Hand History For Game 9087147835 *****
1/2 Texas Hold’em Game Table (NL) – Fri Apr 2 21:30:24 EDT 2010
Table Heads Up #1471322 (Real Money) — Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 2/2
Seat 1: TehJinx ($120.88)
Seat 2: SiSulla ($228.9)
TehJinx posts small blind (1.0)
SiSulla posts big blind (2.0)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to TehJinx [2s,]
TehJinx raises 5.0 to 6.0
SiSulla calls (4.0)
** Dealing Flop ** : [4s,][9c,]
SiSulla checks
TehJinx bets (8.0)
SiSulla raises 26.55 to 26.55
TehJinx raises 106.88 to 114.88
TehJinx is all-In.
SiSulla calls (88.33)
** Dealing Turn ** :
** Dealing River ** :
Creating Main Pot with $240.76 with TehJinx
** Summary **
Main Pot: $240.76 Rake: $1
Board:
TehJinx balance $0, lost $120.88 [high][card][king][Ks,Jc,Td,9c,4s]
TehJinx balance $0, lost $120.88 [Didnt][Show]
SiSulla balance $348.78, bet $120.88, collected $240.76, net +$119.88 [a][pair][tens][Qs,Jc,Ts,Td,9c]


Published by Teh Jinx, on April 3rd, 2010 at 3:24 am. Filled under: Bad beats. Tags: , | No Comments |

Standard

** Hand # 3194693567 starting – 2010-03-08 14:38:22
** Gaboon Viper [Hold'em] (2|4 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

OMGYsuck sitting in seat 1 with €608.60
Jinxxl sitting in seat 2 with €167.00[Dealer]
Jinxxl posted the small blind – €2.00
OMGYsuck posted the big blind – €4.00

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: 4s, 10s
Jinxxl raised to €10.00
OMGYsuck called – €10.00

** Dealing the flop: 3s, As, 4d
OMGYsuck checked
Jinxxl bet – €11.00
OMGYsuck called – €11.00

** Dealing the turn: 4c
OMGYsuck checked
Jinxxl bet – €22.00
OMGYsuck called – €22.00

** Dealing the river: Ah
OMGYsuck went all-in – €565.60
Jinxxl > T4
Jinxxl > spades
Jinxxl > nh
Jinxxl folded
OMGYsuck mucks:
OMGYsuck wins €650.60 from the main pot

Rake: €1


Published by Teh Jinx, on March 8th, 2010 at 2:39 pm. Filled under: Bad beats. | No Comments |

For Tim

** Hand # 3194604606 starting – 2010-03-08 13:52:15

** Pseudocerastes [Hold'em] (1.50|3 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

dimitrov_87x sitting in seat 1 with €473.25[Dealer]

Jinxxl sitting in seat 2 with €2073.20

dimitrov_87x posted the small blind – €1.50

Jinxxl posted the big blind – €3.00

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: 4s, 4c

dimitrov_87x raised to €9.00

Jinxxl called – €9.00

** Dealing the flop: Kd, 2s, 4d

Jinxxl checked

dimitrov_87x bet – €12.00

Jinxxl raised to €36.00

dimitrov_87x called – €36.00

** Dealing the turn: 8c

Jinxxl bet – €65.00

dimitrov_87x raised to €159.00

Jinxxl went all-in – €1963.20

dimitrov_87x went all-in – €269.25

** Dealing the river: 7d

Jinxxl shows: 4s, 4c

dimitrov_87x shows: 5d, 6d

dimitrov_87x wins €945.50 from the main pot

Rake: €1

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Published by Teh Jinx, on March 8th, 2010 at 2:09 pm. Filled under: Bad beats. | No Comments |

Good Flop for My Hand

Stage #2077177747 Tourney ID 4971313 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit 10 – 2009-12-25 13:55:41 (ET)
Table: 33421564 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 4 – TEHJINX (2,098 in chips)
Seat 6 – HASHER09 (902 in chips)
HASHER09 – Posts small blind 5
TEHJINX – Posts big blind 10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to TEHJINX
HASHER09 – Calls 5
TEHJINX – Raises 45 to 55
HASHER09 – Raises 155 to 165
TEHJINX – Calls 110
*** FLOP ***
TEHJINX – Checks
HASHER09 – Bets 330
TEHJINX – Raises 1,320 to 1,320
HASHER09 – All-In 407
TEHJINX – returned (583) : not called
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TEHJINX – Shows (Flush, nine high)
HASHER09 – Shows (One pair, twos)
TEHJINX Collects 1,804 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(1,804)
Board
Seat 4: TEHJINX (big blind) won Total (1,804) HI:(1,804) with Flush, nine high [-][P:9c,B:8c,P:7c,B:6c,B:2c]
Seat 6: HASHER09 (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, twos [-][B:2h,B:2c,P:As,P:Qh,B:8c]


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 25th, 2009 at 1:56 pm. Filled under: Flush. | No Comments |

LOL CALLDOWN :D

Stage #2077175848 Tourney ID 4971313 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit 10 – 2009-12-25 13:52:38 (ET)
Table: 33421564 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 4 – TEHJINX (1,500 in chips)
Seat 6 – HASHER09 (1,500 in chips)
HASHER09 – Posts small blind 5
TEHJINX – Posts big blind 10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to TEHJINX
HASHER09 – Calls 5
TEHJINX – Raises 20 to 30
HASHER09 – Calls 20
*** FLOP ***
TEHJINX – Bets 55
HASHER09 – Calls 55
*** TURN ***
TEHJINX – Bets 111
HASHER09 – Calls 111
*** RIVER *** [10d]
TEHJINX – Bets 444
HASHER09 – Calls 444
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TEHJINX – Shows (Three of a kind, eights)
HASHER09 – Mucks
TEHJINX Collects 1,280 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(1,280)
Board [10d]
Seat 4: TEHJINX (big blind) won Total (1,280) HI:(1,280) with Three of a kind, eights [-][P:8s,B:8d,B:8c,P:Ac,B:Ks]
Seat 6: HASHER09 (dealer) (small blind) HI: [Mucked]


Published by Teh Jinx, on December 25th, 2009 at 1:53 pm. Filled under: Tilt, UltimateBet. | No Comments |