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Full Tilt Poker Game #23054747262: Table Zoom (6 max) – $0.02/$0.05 – No Limit Hold’em – 13:34:44 ET – 2010/08/13
Seat 1: idonthaveid ($7.76)
Seat 2: 1 Lone Gunman ($5.79)
Seat 3: Thestatusquo ($5.42)
Seat 4: IrkaG ($5.07)
Seat 5: TehJinx ($5.27)
Seat 6: juan pablo27 ($3.31)
IrkaG posts the small blind of $0.02
TehJinx posts the big blind of $0.05
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TehJinx
juan pablo27 folds
idonthaveid folds
1 Lone Gunman folds
Thestatusquo raises to $0.20
IrkaG folds
TehJinx calls $0.15
*** FLOP ***
TehJinx checks
Thestatusquo bets $0.30
TehJinx calls $0.30
*** TURN ***
TehJinx checks
Thestatusquo bets $0.65
TehJinx calls $0.65
*** RIVER ***
TehJinx checks
Thestatusquo bets $4.27, and is all in
TehJinx calls $4.12, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $0.15 returned to Thestatusquo
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Thestatusquo shows a pair of Fours
TehJinx shows a full house, Jacks full of Fours
TehJinx wins the pot ($9.86) with a full house, Jacks full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.56 | Rake $0.70
Board:
Seat 1: idonthaveid didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 2: 1 Lone Gunman didn’t bet (folded)
Seat 3: Thestatusquo (button) showed and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 4: IrkaG (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: TehJinx (big blind) showed and won ($9.86) with a full house, Jacks full of Fours
Seat 6: juan pablo27 didn’t bet (folded)

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** Hand # 3324632051 starting – 2010-05-14 17:25:43
** Ravenna [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

cestlavie52 sitting in seat 1 with €67.15
full42 sitting in seat 2 with €48.80
mads_29 sitting in seat 3 with €0.00[Sitting][out]
Jinxxl sitting in seat 4 with €80.35
All_Mazev sitting in seat 5 with €50.00[Dealer]
xXERICXx sitting in seat 6 with €70.63
xXERICXx posted the small blind – €0.25
cestlavie52 posted the big blind – €0.50

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: Jd, Kd
full42 folded
Jinxxl raised to €1.50
All_Mazev folded
xXERICXx called – €1.50
cestlavie52 raised to €5.00
Jinxxl called – €5.00
xXERICXx called – €5.00

** Dealing the flop: 5c, 2s, Qd
xXERICXx checked
cestlavie52 checked
Jinxxl checked

** Dealing the turn: 8s
xXERICXx checked
cestlavie52 checked
Jinxxl bet – €7.00
xXERICXx called – €7.00
cestlavie52 called – €7.00

** Dealing the river: 9c
xXERICXx checked
cestlavie52 checked
Jinxxl bet – €28.00
xXERICXx folded
cestlavie52 folded
Jinxxl shows: Jd, Kd
Jinxxl wins €62.20 from the main pot

Rake: €1.80

Poker is fun!

** Hand # 3324628911 starting – 2010-05-14 17:23:00
** Ravenna [Hold'em] (0.25|0.50 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

cestlavie52 sitting in seat 1 with €67.15
full42 sitting in seat 2 with €49.30
mads_29 sitting in seat 3 with €23.21[Dealer]
Jinxxl sitting in seat 4 with €58.51
All_Mazev sitting in seat 5 with €50.00
xXERICXx sitting in seat 6 with €70.38
Jinxxl posted the small blind – €0.25
All_Mazev posted the big blind – €0.50

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: Js, Jd
xXERICXx folded
cestlavie52 folded
full42 called – €0.50
mads_29 called – €0.50
Jinxxl raised to €3.15
All_Mazev folded
full42 folded
mads_29 called – €3.15

** Dealing the flop: Jh, Ks, Jc
Jinxxl bet – €2.00
mads_29 called – €2.00

** Dealing the turn: Qh
Jinxxl checked
mads_29 bet – €5.50
Jinxxl went all-in – €53.36
mads_29 went all-in – €12.56

** Dealing the river: 3s
Jinxxl shows: Js, Jd
mads_29 mucks: 10s, 9s
Jinxxl wins €45.05 from the main pot

Rake: €2.37

Good flop, could have shoved the flop I suppose, but I was in position and had the Kc so didn’t mind letting him do the betting for me…

Good river

** Hand # 3320328823 starting – 2010-05-12 13:24:49
** Stockholm 2 [Hold'em] (0.50|1 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

MoxFulder sitting in seat 1 with €112.75
LorBailer sitting in seat 2 with €114.83
Jinxxl sitting in seat 3 with €178.02[Dealer]
Icecoldwind sitting in seat 5 with €100.00
cap_Rulezz sitting in seat 6 with €35.00
Icecoldwind posted the small blind – €0.50
cap_Rulezz posted the big blind – €1.00

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: Kc, Kd
MoxFulder folded
LorBailer raised to €3.00
Jinxxl raised to €9.00
Icecoldwind folded
cap_Rulezz folded
LorBailer raised to €27.00
Jinxxl called – €27.00

** Dealing the flop: Kh, Jc, 4c
LorBailer bet – €29.00
Jinxxl called – €29.00

** Dealing the turn: Qc
LorBailer went all-in – €58.83
Jinxxl called – €58.83

** Dealing the river: 3s
LorBailer shows: Ac, Ah
Jinxxl shows: Kc, Kd
Jinxxl wins €228.16 from the main pot

Rake: €3

Why oh why?

***** Hand History For Game 9087147835 *****
1/2 Texas Hold’em Game Table (NL) – Fri Apr 2 21:30:24 EDT 2010
Table Heads Up #1471322 (Real Money) — Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 2/2
Seat 1: TehJinx ($120.88)
Seat 2: SiSulla ($228.9)
TehJinx posts small blind (1.0)
SiSulla posts big blind (2.0)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to TehJinx [2s,]
TehJinx raises 5.0 to 6.0
SiSulla calls (4.0)
** Dealing Flop ** : [4s,][9c,]
SiSulla checks
TehJinx bets (8.0)
SiSulla raises 26.55 to 26.55
TehJinx raises 106.88 to 114.88
TehJinx is all-In.
SiSulla calls (88.33)
** Dealing Turn ** :
** Dealing River ** :
Creating Main Pot with $240.76 with TehJinx
** Summary **
Main Pot: $240.76 Rake: $1
Board:
TehJinx balance $0, lost $120.88 [high][card][king][Ks,Jc,Td,9c,4s]
TehJinx balance $0, lost $120.88 [Didnt][Show]
SiSulla balance $348.78, bet $120.88, collected $240.76, net +$119.88 [a][pair][tens][Qs,Jc,Ts,Td,9c]

** Hand # 3194693567 starting – 2010-03-08 14:38:22
** Gaboon Viper [Hold'em] (2|4 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

OMGYsuck sitting in seat 1 with €608.60
Jinxxl sitting in seat 2 with €167.00[Dealer]
Jinxxl posted the small blind – €2.00
OMGYsuck posted the big blind – €4.00

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: 4s, 10s
Jinxxl raised to €10.00
OMGYsuck called – €10.00

** Dealing the flop: 3s, As, 4d
OMGYsuck checked
Jinxxl bet – €11.00
OMGYsuck called – €11.00

** Dealing the turn: 4c
OMGYsuck checked
Jinxxl bet – €22.00
OMGYsuck called – €22.00

** Dealing the river: Ah
OMGYsuck went all-in – €565.60
Jinxxl > T4
Jinxxl > spades
Jinxxl > nh
Jinxxl folded
OMGYsuck mucks:
OMGYsuck wins €650.60 from the main pot

Rake: €1

** Hand # 3194604606 starting – 2010-03-08 13:52:15

** Pseudocerastes [Hold'em] (1.50|3 NL – Cash Game) Real Money

dimitrov_87x sitting in seat 1 with €473.25[Dealer]

Jinxxl sitting in seat 2 with €2073.20

dimitrov_87x posted the small blind – €1.50

Jinxxl posted the big blind – €3.00

** Dealing cards to Jinxxl: 4s, 4c

dimitrov_87x raised to €9.00

Jinxxl called – €9.00

** Dealing the flop: Kd, 2s, 4d

Jinxxl checked

dimitrov_87x bet – €12.00

Jinxxl raised to €36.00

dimitrov_87x called – €36.00

** Dealing the turn: 8c

Jinxxl bet – €65.00

dimitrov_87x raised to €159.00

Jinxxl went all-in – €1963.20

dimitrov_87x went all-in – €269.25

** Dealing the river: 7d

Jinxxl shows: 4s, 4c

dimitrov_87x shows: 5d, 6d

dimitrov_87x wins €945.50 from the main pot

Rake: €1

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Stage #2077177747 Tourney ID 4971313 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit 10 – 2009-12-25 13:55:41 (ET)
Table: 33421564 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 4 – TEHJINX (2,098 in chips)
Seat 6 – HASHER09 (902 in chips)
HASHER09 – Posts small blind 5
TEHJINX – Posts big blind 10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to TEHJINX
HASHER09 – Calls 5
TEHJINX – Raises 45 to 55
HASHER09 – Raises 155 to 165
TEHJINX – Calls 110
*** FLOP ***
TEHJINX – Checks
HASHER09 – Bets 330
TEHJINX – Raises 1,320 to 1,320
HASHER09 – All-In 407
TEHJINX – returned (583) : not called
*** TURN ***
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TEHJINX – Shows (Flush, nine high)
HASHER09 – Shows (One pair, twos)
TEHJINX Collects 1,804 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(1,804)
Board
Seat 4: TEHJINX (big blind) won Total (1,804) HI:(1,804) with Flush, nine high [-][P:9c,B:8c,P:7c,B:6c,B:2c]
Seat 6: HASHER09 (dealer) (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, twos [-][B:2h,B:2c,P:As,P:Qh,B:8c]

Stage #2077175848 Tourney ID 4971313 Holdem Single Tournament No Limit 10 – 2009-12-25 13:52:38 (ET)
Table: 33421564 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 4 – TEHJINX (1,500 in chips)
Seat 6 – HASHER09 (1,500 in chips)
HASHER09 – Posts small blind 5
TEHJINX – Posts big blind 10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to TEHJINX
HASHER09 – Calls 5
TEHJINX – Raises 20 to 30
HASHER09 – Calls 20
*** FLOP ***
TEHJINX – Bets 55
HASHER09 – Calls 55
*** TURN ***
TEHJINX – Bets 111
HASHER09 – Calls 111
*** RIVER *** [10d]
TEHJINX – Bets 444
HASHER09 – Calls 444
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TEHJINX – Shows (Three of a kind, eights)
HASHER09 – Mucks
TEHJINX Collects 1,280 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot(1,280)
Board [10d]
Seat 4: TEHJINX (big blind) won Total (1,280) HI:(1,280) with Three of a kind, eights [-][P:8s,B:8d,B:8c,P:Ac,B:Ks]
Seat 6: HASHER09 (dealer) (small blind) HI: [Mucked]